Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.

My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022

dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals

That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.

by pünanas September 19, 2015

koala dick

A super big sexy ass mother fucking dick

Jesus Christ you have a koala dick

by Big dick guy October 6, 2015

dick in the sauce

When you're trying to get your dick Wet.

Man I'm trying to get "dick in the sauce".

by WhipstarMari May 6, 2015

dick fripp

A cum bubble that emerges from cock hole after sex. Related to the fripp nugget

After a night of sweet love making Albert lay back on the bed and blew a dick fripp much to his wife's delight.

by Lovecave Leroy August 23, 2016

Dick-Bricker

Someone so mean or such an asshole that they deserve a brick thrown at their dick at full force.

Jacob: Man, Thomas is a dick-bricker.
Steve: Yeah, I would so love to throw a brick at his dick.

by TheBiggestDingus September 20, 2016