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first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.
Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”
by kenya_ligma September 12, 2021
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Story Avira Time

Person: Do you know Story Avira Time?

Person 2: OH YEAH HES AWESOME
by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax July 16, 2021
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COVID time warp

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
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Times Square outhouse

Any place where a large group urinates in a common area.
Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!
by Kobrakys June 7, 2021
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caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.
Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.
by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022
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Good Time Charlie

A playboy who always has a good time. See Charlie Sheen for further details.
“What’s that girl’s sign say? ‘Sign my Chest’?What do I look like? Some kind of Good Time Charlie? That’s some Motley Crue shit, right there.” ~Johnny Rzeznik (Cleveland, OH, Jacobs Pavilion, 8/10/22)
by GMG1981 August 11, 2022
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Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender
Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time
by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022
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