Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

Tits Mcgee

Emotional lesbians that have obtained tits eg. Peter

Fucks sake bro Tits Mcgee is coming to the party

by Azyzzz November 4, 2022

Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022

Bitch tits

A male with large breasts

A person who is whines and complains a lot.

Sarah: I think Mark is pretty cute.
Allison: He's aite, but man he's got some bitch tits.

by BriguyPort November 16, 2022

National show me your tits day

Nov 30th

Hey it’s nov 30th you know what that means :)
It means it’s national show me your tits day

by Nsmytd November 30, 2022

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022

Tits

The sexiest body part of a woman. They come in all different sizes and are very jiggly!!

"I want to be smothered by these tits!"

by Shrekfan1986 September 19, 2022