flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Poop

POOP IS POOP

I will go poop later in my toilet.

by miss burd February 7, 2018

sissy poop

Poop that is pooped by your sister.

Person 1: Jeez Sam, your sister took such a sissy poop
Sam: Yes, I am sorry about that...

by treehugger1112 January 3, 2017

poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.

"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."

by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017

poop dick lily

Feces remaining on penis after anal sex with man or woman.

Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".

by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017

Poop sock

The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.

MY MOM FOUND THE POOP SOCK!

by Crempent December 2, 2019

Poop

Fart

Butt fart poop

by LongDingDong69420 December 3, 2019