Butter wouldn't melt in her eyes

An old Yorkshire saying, more specifically from the Bradford area, used to increase the emphasis of the more traditional butter wouldn't melt. Must exclude the use of any pause between 'melt' and 'in her eyes'.

Isn't she lovely, yeah butter wouldn't melt in her eyes.

by mackemlad1 October 17, 2015

Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

by massivedong32 December 16, 2021

Put those eyes on the other side

The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.

CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:

by Broski23 October 21, 2011

type garfield with your eyes closed

garfoels

now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed

by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023

playstation live and put it in your eye

when you watch PlayStation live with a girl and nut in her eye.

hey, babe wanna come over and watch some PlayStation live and put it in your eye?

by beansoup23 May 13, 2018

ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)

A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.

My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.

by tobmeister January 15, 2015

I should eat your eyes

To say someone they are cute, popular in Shaki ( Azerbaijan ).

oooh you are so cute, i should eat your eyes

by sphagett April 27, 2022