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James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
by Owen447 January 27, 2022
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James Bonding

When getting a blowjob the person uses a little bit of teeth to graze the shaft so you know there is a little bit of danger.
She used the slightest amount of teeth to James Bonding me. I felt danger and pleasure at the same time!
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
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James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"
by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020
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James

Like the word "Karen" is a racist moms. but the Word "James" define as a very cool and handsome guy
Girl: There's a new Transferee
Girl 2: That's definitely James!
by greennahotdog February 20, 2022
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James

So cute, sexy as EVER, and everyone wants him around them. He is a short man however, he is a very funny person which you would die laughing too. His eyes are so adorable in a way you can't look away from them and his hair is so slick no man can ever compare to his. Always gets the girls surrounding him and is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY handsome!!!
"Wow, that is one true James," the cutest girl in middle school says.
by XXGUCCIBOIIXX April 10, 2019
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James

When he takes a big shit it goes plop plop.
He also poops in Dwayne the rocks socks.
Hey james! Stream bathroom anthem by the lunch ladiez
by Poopman92728282 January 21, 2020
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Pulled a james

when you break up with a girl for a different girl, but then get back with the first one leaving the second girl heart broken.
friend 1: my heart is broken
friend 2: oh you ok
friend 1: no he pulled a james
by pulled a james June 14, 2018
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