Life scrubbing

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all life's problems and/ or troubles

why is ashely taking so long to shower?
Leave her alone she is life scrubbing

by Kandy apples April 6, 2016

Life scrubbing

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all of life's problems and or troubles

Why is Ashley taking so long in the bathroom?
Leave her alone mom. She's life scrubbing

by Kandy apples April 6, 2016

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

Life

a place we all live which some people don't deserve to, unlike Bob Ross

"I don't have a life" - Justin Trudeau

by Benpbjell November 25, 2016

hamster life

When you're a basic girl and you don't shower on the reg and try to cover it up with dry shampoo. #Hamsterlife

Ugh this hamster life of mine

by Basiccccccccc November 27, 2016

life

Life when you take something pure and innocent and break it. Turn it into something that hates. Life is when you take a child and turn it into an adult.

Life sucks.

by Hope Maddiline November 28, 2016

Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.

The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)

by Voltegeist December 10, 2016