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Short king

A short king is more iconic and powerful
by anonymous February 28, 2023
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Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.
These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023
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King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).
The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023
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The King Of Limbs

1. An ancient oak tree hidden inside of the Savernake Forest in Wiltshire, England. It has a lot of really long branches and roots, hence the name "The King of Limbs".
2. An underrated and overhated album by Radiohead published in 2011 and experimenting with loops.
1. Bro, we went to go find The King of Limbs in the Savernake Forest this summer and we copped a pic of it.
2. The King of Limbs is good, idk why people say it's weaker than Pablo Honey
by localized3 March 6, 2023
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Brazilian King

He's a guy who has strong ideas about everything and gets frustrated when you don't immediately see the world from his perspective. After hours of debate you realise that he was actually right all along and you feel like a fool.
Carlos knows everything, he's a Brazilian King.
by tootyfruity2 March 7, 2023
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The King Noob

A youtube channel. The King Noob donates robux to people in need and likes to play bedwars and tds. The King Noob is the leader of Noobs and has a Noob Army. The King Noob are friends with CJToons and liveswordgamer. He plays scp 3008 and goes to St. Patrick elementary school. Don't get on his bad side or it will not be good. He Lives at OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEE IS AFTER ME RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The king noob is a nice king.
by The King Noob March 9, 2023
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Roaring Kings

Fat, retarded, and smell really bad
I’m going to join Roaring kings to be obese!
by slayerKkoufaxK March 11, 2023
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