Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

by massivedong32 December 16, 2021

playstation live and put it in your eye

when you watch PlayStation live with a girl and nut in her eye.

hey, babe wanna come over and watch some PlayStation live and put it in your eye?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)

A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.

My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.

by tobmeister January 15, 2015

type garfield with your eyes closed

garfoels

now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed

by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023

Put those eyes on the other side

The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.

CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:

by Broski23 October 21, 2011

I should eat your eyes

To say someone they are cute, popular in Shaki ( Azerbaijan ).

oooh you are so cute, i should eat your eyes

by sphagett April 27, 2022

twinkle in her eye

Code for when a girl has a fat ass

When I saw her walking down street she had a real twinkle in her eye

by User174847538 July 21, 2017