Urban Dictionary

some really, really really stupid shit. this is the representation of "I have a thousand thoughts to speak but only one mouth" basically the national website of idiocracy .

went on to Urban Dictionary today, looked up jesus and someone said he was the furry god

by Mr Guardian February 28, 2023

The first definition on Urban Dictionary

The first fucking word on UrbDic was the man

Nigga 1: Yo what was the first defined word on UrbDic
Nigga 2: Nigga why you smell like piss The first definition on Urban Dictionary was the man

by Freddy Fastbear September 30, 2024

Rural Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, but it’s opposite day.

I am posting a new definition on Rural Dictionary.
Don’t you mean Urban Dictionary?
No.

by Ilbeity December 10, 2024

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a f**kin’ good place to find words like,simp and yeetus deletus.Many people f**king like this and so do I.So you better come on this for your favourite words.

Jim:“What does simp mean?”
Alex:“Just look at Urban Dictionary mate”

by Doggo24 May 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary

seriously? your on the website of urban dictionary but this is it. An dictionary wrote by other people

wanna go on to urban dictionary?
sure

by LinguisticHeaven May 18, 2022

Urban dictionary

An Website That Difines Meanings Of Words.

Me: I like the Urban Dictionary

Bad person: Ugh no

by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 20, 2021