Hug Dick

When you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can't help but pop a boner.

Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick

by MrWotty August 20, 2016

fly dick

A person with a tiny penis.

Person 1-look at my penis
Person 2- that's tiny man, you got a fly dick

by D.ave August 10, 2016

spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016

Dick List

A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.

I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.

by Rynesdad June 9, 2016

infinity dick

When you are boning and so drunk that you have an erection, but never climax. The point just before whiskey dick.

John had infinity dick, I had to call 911 after 4 hours.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.

by Streamlined May 14, 2016

dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.

A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

by jonesc55 May 11, 2016

Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016