bro cap

n. A condom.

I noticed you opted to forgo the bro cap - good choice.

by JohnHarvard August 10, 2012

In-bro-ing

Similar to "inbreeding", but occurs when a bro bones down the mother of a fellow bro, usually of a bro you are very close to, that feels like a brother to you.

Your gonna poke my mom with your womb broom, aren't you Perry? That's some sick in-bro-ing shit man, please don't.

by Swol Troll March 26, 2017

Bro

•noun
brōe

A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.

Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.

*they hold each other close in warm embrace*

by CheeseSquare1107 December 1, 2022

Bros before hoes

A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.

Tyler: "I had no choice!

Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"

by Don Heroic June 10, 2020

Safar Bros

Funniest Samoan Brothers on The Internet

Safar Bros is a Facebook page introducing themselves as Brandon Safar (17 years old) and Tony Safar (19 years old). They appear to be brothers who created the page in 2015 to introduce themselves, likely for personal use.

by NorthBoy99 July 24, 2025

Mhux tad-dahk BRO

when someone says a joke and it is funny and the other person says "mhux tad-dahk BRO" claiming its funny without showing any glimpse of laughter although its a good joke.

Guy 1: Says joke while everybody laughs
Guy 2: (Doesnt laugh) Says"Mhux tad-dahk bro"
Akward Pause + 100 million aura

by BobbieTime November 26, 2024

Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!

Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!

by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018