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cinema bros

the most unexpected trio in history, which generally consists of childhood friends turned stoners, who spend too much money at the movie theatres.

the youngest is the social light of their dark pit and can make you smile within second, that is if she likes you.

the middle member is the wisest with the beauty of a rose she is blind to.

and the eldest is a socially awkward intellectual that will piss anywhere.
Woman 1: ughh those three young girls reek of the devils lettuce.

Woman 2: is that a vase they have in their bag??

Woman 3: you two are absolutely clueless. don’t you know those are the cinema bros??
by Peaches Slut November 15, 2022
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You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!
Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!
by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022
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Bro

•noun
brōe

A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.
Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.

*they hold each other close in warm embrace*
by CheeseSquare1107 December 1, 2022
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bro

a guy who is a little sensitive over the word bro but doesn’t understand you just have a habit, but your not friendzoning them bc u might actually maybe like them maybe :)
by tckdt September 16, 2022
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Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.
Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".
by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022
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Bro-Con

The fusion of Non-Con and Incest between two brothers, often frowned on
Person A: man I want to write Mega Man x Proto Man NSFW and post it on Ao3
Person B: Person A that’s fucking Bro-Con!! What the fuck!! You’re fucking gross!!
by AAAAAAAAAAAApogAAAAAAAA September 19, 2022
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