Eastern time faggot

A mentally challenged individual who announces dates before everyone else because he lives in the eastern time zone. The dumbass thinks it’s cute when really it’s akin to peeing in ones own mouth

Happy birthday, mark!

We live in central time, his birthday is in an hour you eastern time faggot

by SpaceKingKong October 29, 2019

Is 3rd time a charm

I really like you again will the third time be a charm?

Zach: Is 3rd time a charm
Jordyn: (pending answer)

by Zh1322 November 18, 2020

Time Skip sadness

The sadness you feel after a tv show or movie takes a time skip.

You feel sad because you don’t get to witness the years skipped.

Friend: Did you watch the movie?
You: Yea, I feel the time skip sadness. I wanted to know what happened in between.
Friend: I feel you.

by PseudonymUrbanDictionary November 30, 2020

Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

Time-Travel Tuesday

An internet event in the same vein as "Throwback Thursday" or "Flashback Friday." But can also be for celebrating the future, or the present; rather than just the past.

Darius: Hey, Valentino!
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.

by valentino_wonder December 30, 2020

beat the amy time

its the time every week "to beat an amy"

look at the time its "beat the amy time"

by ooga booga7277282 January 14, 2021

Russian time-bomb

A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.

Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!

by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021