Status Update Syndrome

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.

" I woke up" 7.00am

"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am

"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am

"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am

"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am

"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("

by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

Mail-man syndrome

When a child in the family looks nothing like the father or siblings.
It implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.

the mother is blonde and green eyed, the father is brunette and brown eyed, child 1 is brunette and green eyed, child 2 is blonde and brown eyed; however, little Bobby is a ginger.

People would say he has "mailman syndrome" or call the situation in general "mail-man syndrome"

It would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.

by Your Mail Man January 18, 2010

Textless Leg Syndrome

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.

There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009

small spoon syndrome

When you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to be held and cuddled and you default to that position in anticipation of some snuggles.

I slept awful last night struggling with my small spoon syndrome.

by *lovestosnuggle* October 10, 2016

joe the plumber syndrome

See "joe the plumber" if you don't know him.

A person who votes against his own economic interest, like joe the plumber, has "joe the plumber syndrome".

If you are middle class and vote for Mitt romney, you just have joe the plumber syndrome.

by wblol August 26, 2012

F-250 syndrome

When your girlfriend has a twin sister and you get confused and fuck their dad.

Bro, I pulled up to my girlfriend's house and I think I have F-250 syndrome

by FapPap July 20, 2021