SLAP

Traditionally used for hitting someone on the face with your palm but in the texting world it abbreviates to 'Sounds Like A Plan'
Often used sarcastically for plans you would not want to be a part of or something unrealistic.

-What are you doing this weekend?
-Climbing Mount Everest
-SLAP

by gradgrad June 12, 2019

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

bootlicka slap

a slap to back of the neck not to hurt but to be loud and disrespectful

he has such a goffy neck its perfect for a bootlicka slap

by barrythenewsguy September 7, 2010

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

scrotal slap

Noun. The sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the testicles.

You can hear several scrotal slaps as Clint Eastwood initiates his morning jog.

by Sir Caseingsworth July 23, 2017

frog slap

a term used to refer to the male scrotum slapping the female clitoris during sexual intercourse. The origin of this term comes from the scrotum frog that live around lake Titicaca and have baggy skin that looks like the male testicle sack.

Last night when I was having sex with my wife doggie style, she turned around and looked me in the eye and said "I love it when you frog slap me."

by marksmale July 31, 2020

Sweat Slap

The act of slapping something on a sweaty body to which it will stick.

“DJ just sweat slapped that uno card on his face and it sticks! It’s like has frog skin.”

by Kylos19 January 5, 2023