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by J M.I.B. September 13, 2018

Pooped-in

When a person popped-in unannounced and was not welcome.

An unscheduled visitor that is unwanted or comes at an inopportune time will have pooped-in.

I was meeting with client A and client B pooped-in and then complained about waiting 15 minutes in the lobby.

by Ace B May 25, 2011

Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

poop

poop is an amazing food that you would love to eat it's the best food in the world and it's infinite from your butt.

man I love eating poop.

by AthenaDaGodess June 19, 2024

poop bra

A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.

Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.

Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.

A few minutes later:

Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.

by DeepDefinitionz November 24, 2023

Poop

Natural chocolate produced by humans.

Person 1: Can you go to the store and get me a chocolate bar?

Person 2: How about I produce some of my homemade chocolate which comes out my ass to save money?

Person 1: Yeah good idea! Let's eat some poop chocolate!

Both: *Stuffs their faces with poop chocolate*

by UltimateDoge July 4, 2021

poop sick

when you hace eaten so mush since your last poop that nothing more can go in until something goes out

ex.

- 'Hey do you want any shawarma?'
- 'No thanks, man, i'm real poop sick. It's been 3 days since I last dropped anchor'

by pricklypear69 May 18, 2024