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try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)
Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"
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Political shame job

When a group from a political party do things to someone that are so wrong you would look at politics in a whole new light. The mass grave of people they cloned to cover it up kinda light…then you’d puke
That girl got a political shame job not even Monica Lewinsky could touch but definitely helped plan and that shame job is probably the only one that passed the lie detector test. Poor thing, I don’t think she’s even considered a person anymore. How she not a heroin addict yet? Email her and ask…
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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job

by ikca26 June 24, 2016
mugGet the jobmug.

between jobs

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.
If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.
by QuacksO August 13, 2024
mugGet the between jobsmug.

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum
Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.
by Anona-miss June 3, 2022
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nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively
Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot
by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024
mugGet the nice job idiotmug.

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