Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019

Fan Job

When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.

“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
“Hell yeah!” -Joe

by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Pacific Rim Job

When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.

Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!

by Oops_There_It_Is May 28, 2018

opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.

I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.

by Snowchick December 13, 2017

frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 18, 2017