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simp

a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.

They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
A: Did you see that simp donate 5k to pokimane?
B: holy shit
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Simp

A guy that is overly desperate for women. He cancells plans last min to go hangout with his bitch while she's a mean person and talks shit about everyone. Even tho she expresses disinterest in the guy , the guy insists to keep going out with her. He doesn't know how to let bygones be bygones. She has the guy on a leash. He votes for the candidate his girl votes for just so they can stay together. Has no respect for himself and affects his well being. Hes insecure when he's single so he would do anything to be with a girl even tho she's toxic.
Yo do you believe she made him vote for Biden otherwise she said she would break up with him? Max is such a simp

A Synonym is: Max

Antonym is: Chris
by Hawley February 20, 2021
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Simp

by YourJerry March 25, 2020
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Simp

What dire is 100% of the time
When ever dire (simp) gets matching pfp with koki
by Rider the funny December 13, 2021
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simp

When Tony puts the hoes before the bros.
Tony is a simp because it puts girls first
by demos_ January 25, 2022
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Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.
Wow that bub guy is a real simp.
by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020
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Simp

A straight up nerd who always be chatting with the girls trying to get their puss puss but never does, also he doesn’t know that everyone in his friend group hates him. Commonly associated with the name James or Jimmy
Bryan: Ayy James is such a Simp
Tyrone: Yea I know fuckin hate that bitch
by Ronnie69429 March 14, 2020
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