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blue helmet

A synonym for "retard" or "sped"

Also another term for the "extra most bestest" from little Caesars
"I saw some dude walk into a wall. He's such a Blue helmet"

Customer: can I have the extra most bestest?
Worker: can someone put a blue helmet in the oven?
by Shadowfade March 7, 2018
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blue beam of death

It's the feeling you get while dueling a shadow spec priest. The blue beam that slows you down and melts your face while giving them health.
"3"
"2"
"1"
"priest: omg,WTFOWNED! Yous getting melted"
"Warrior: wtf my pummle missed, this is stupid, HAX!112!1"
"priest:Your Face just gots been done meltsed!1!!"
"priest: Hows you likin the blue beam of deaths?"
by Azulmaromu September 21, 2006
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blue footed booby

this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.

v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.

dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
by Paco the all knowing. September 4, 2004
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True Blue Cougar

This status is achieved when a couple kisses through the legs of the bronze statue of Chief Massasoit located on the west end of the Harold B. Lee Library on Brigham Young University Campus.

In order to obtain such status, the event must take place on any Tuesday and both individuals must be wearing blue (pants and footwear don't count).
Guy 1: Dude, we did it...

Guy 2: Seriously? With whats her face?

Guy 1: Yeah man, we kissed between the Indians legs last night... We're true blue Cougars baby!
by Cpt. Danger December 8, 2011
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Brown eye blues

The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.
Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues
by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015
mugGet the Brown eye bluesmug.

Blue Cow Eatery

SPERMMMMMMMMMMMMM
you ah eating at da blue cow eatery?

yeas yeas. i eat lots of de sperm.
by DA MOLE! January 19, 2010
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stuck-in-bed blues

similar to manic mondays, where a person has extreme trouble getting out of bed, due to tragedy, typically of the dating/career/health kind; may be a precursor to depression or lethargy; staring at the clock may intensify the blues, also staring at a phone that doesn't ring.
Jimmy has the stuck-in-bed blues, from his lover dumping him, again. We lost our lead singer, to the stuck-in-bed blues, ever since she lost her partner, in the war.
by Cannablis March 29, 2010
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