fuck asses

pl. of Fuckass
Great insult, nuff said.

first used in the movie, Donnie Darko

girl: He's been smoking again.
guy: why do ppl have to be fuck asses, you fuckass.

by Mr. Gibbons March 23, 2008

ass buffet

a form of suicide, in which one requests a prostitute if one can lick her ass. Easily spreading a Sti, into the victim.

fuck this sucks, i'm getting an ass buffet

by jmack5646 August 4, 2006

ass master

You and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is.

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

crisco ass

a bitch with a very fat ass that has a celulite exterior and it has the feeling of crisco.

damn i was ass ramming suzie last weekend damn that ho has a crisco ass

by Rtay January 5, 2006

Rasta Ass

Very hairy ass.

Shah: My cooking got me my wife! What you think she was turned on by my fuzzy rasta ass?!
Dustie: Rasta ass? I don't even want to know what that looks like.
Shah: You know what a rastafarian is? Well that's my ass!

by DustieDude October 21, 2008

ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

by Jackscolon September 16, 2003