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South Lakes High School

A School that has been overrun with midget freshmen coming from low income families that eat dinner at 7-11. the hallways are so small, you need Clorox to remove the pests that think they are "fresh." This school is full of posers that try to Dougie and jerk. The black people are now a majority at this school while Asians are becoming extinct. The walls here are cinder block because they want to make this as close to a jail cell as possible. The walls are painted over with ghetto art to hide the mold. There are about as many windows as the kids have in their boxes on shadow wood lane....
Yo did you go to South Lakes High School?

Yea, so what?

Well i see ur working at McDonalds...

Episcopal High School

High school in Alexandria, VA where girls get up at 6 AM everyday to straighten their hair, then put on clothing that makes them look like tye-died watermelons or oversized easter eggs. All the guys look exactly the same as well, and after school and on weekends get out their pink polos and skater shoes and go longboarding. Episcopal kids can't play sports, as much as they'd like to think they can.
A few days in the life of Episcopal:
Crisis. A big couple just broke up. All freshman girls can be seen crying to each other's rooms even though none of them actually knew either person in the couple.
Crisis. I lost my small black northface. It must be somewhere on campus.
Crisis. I didn't get the room I wanted next year, my life is therefore over.
Crisis. Even though I don't actually play lacrosse I lost my lax stick. Lax is life.
Crisis. The OC didn't come on this week.

Mercy High School in Baltimore 

There are many Mercy High Schools throughout the world but the Mercy High School in Baltimore is by far the best. It's different from the other Catholic all-girls in Baltimore because we're far superior to any of them. The school first opened their door on September 26, 1960. The school is 1/5 sports people, 1/5 stoners, 2/5 sluts, 1.5/5 normal people, and 1.5/5 anime/theatre people.

Each year since 1961, the Mercy Magic has taken on the IND Penguidians (a less cool version of Mercy) in the Mercy / IND game. The students of both schools call it The Game. It's really uncool when a lovable Mercy girl walks over to the IND side during the game to see her IND friends and some random bitch says "I think you're on the wrong side." I'm glad the IND education taught you how to differentiate Red and Blue... Mercy has won more of the games than IND.

A Mercy girl is probably dating a Calvert Hall guy, friends with several Calvert Hall guys, and hating those Loyola guys. Many of the girls also will date guys from Towson, Loch Raven, or Perry Hall. Mercy girls go weeks without shaving their legs due to lack of guys in the school. If you have a mean advisor you're usually too lazy to switch and if you have a nice advisor you're bragging about it to your friends. if you get kicked out for any reason you're going to Dulaney if you're rich, Towson if you're black, Overlea if you're plain disgusting, and Perry Hall, Parkville, or Loch Raven if you're middle class.

Most people think we're whores, some of us are, some of us aren't. But we're better than the schools like us (Catholic High/IND), rich people schools(Maryvale/NDP), and schools nobody cares about (Bryn Mawr, St. Tims).
where are you going to go to high school?
MERCY HIGH SCHOOL IN BALTIMORE!
why?
BECAUSE THE GIRLS THERE FUCKING ROCK OUT!

tallwood high school 

a high school located in virginia beach(almost chesapeake) where they newly tore up the "homey" carpet and put down the ugliest tile i have ever seen. a place where adderall is not tolerated. the only good thing about it is the drama department that doesnt even get the recognition it should.

mrs mims is evil.

and most of the graduates attend TCC..tidewater community college...aka tallwood country club...
A: "you graduated from tallwood?"
B: "yes"
A: "so does that mean you are going to TCC?"
B:"yes...."

Massaponax High School

This is the largest high school in its district. There are a wide variety of cliques ranging from your typical emo kiddie, to goth, to demi-gangster, to real gangsters. Though it is hard to find the real "gangsters" and real "goths". The school is highly obsessed in school spirit due to the very good football team. The school has somewhere between 1500 and 2000 students and desperately needs to expand its building. Though it is the largest school the overrate this incredibly to much and just need to live with it.
"I attend Massaponax High School"

stansbury high school 

peice of shit school with hillbillies and wannabe gangsters and juggalos also home to the program
stansbury high school is so gay

Freedom High School 

Home of the Eagles. This school is swagged out to the max, and is ridiculously ghetto. But seriously the students at this school rob each other and bitch at each other like emotionally disturbed women on a never ending period. Theyre is no sense of togetherness and it is a common phrase to type "Freedumb". Theyre are some fairly attractive women, for example, morgan toelle. But the dudes at Freedom are no taller than 6" and the average arm size is a twig. Everyones really nice and lovable and all the hate makes no sense. Most everyone fronts like they "dont give a fuck", but in reality everyone does or they do drugs. All the drug dealers bojangle you and the biggest problem for everyone on weekends is finding a place to party.
"Freedom High School sucks" - Average Student