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Double-Death Fart

a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!

b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**

**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
by N0OS3 June 16, 2011
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farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
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Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker
Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!
by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012
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bloody vagina fart

A queef during a womans period.
She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.
by Zach "Tay Tay" June 19, 2008
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Mario Kart Fart

When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.
John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!

Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"
by racer010 March 20, 2010
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open throttle fart

Letting one rip with abandon and without care for the safety and well-being of those near you.
Jimmy let an open throttle fart out while he was next to me at the urinal, it's poor bathroom etiquette.
by chortik October 4, 2011
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