Dirty Maisy

Shagging a 100 year old man and giving him an erectile examination before he has a heart attack

Did you hear that graham ended up in a dirty Maisy situation last night?

How embarrasing

by Eleri March 12, 2021

Dirty Nelson

A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.

The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”

by saucylamby April 16, 2021

Dirty Joss

The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”

He sounded like a Dirty Joss last night

by cm9884 May 18, 2021

Dirty Beltran

When a guy constantly tries making out with a girl when she’s not in the mood, and she gets upset but then they have make up sex and then she gets pregnant and has an abortion

James: My girl doesn’t want to kiss me
Lilly: Be careful to not pull a dirty Beltran

by mikeoxlongasfook July 7, 2023

Dirty Bird

'A girl who usually appears innocent, often having a private school background, but who is ultimately ten times dirtier than any other girl out there. She revels in being a sort of 'secret slut' and only very few know about her slutty behaviour. She enjoys most sexually activities, especially those that others find out of bounds and has most likely engaged in sex with multiple men. In short, she is filthy.'

'That girl Zoe is a right dirty bird, last night she came round to my house and sucked off me and my best mate before letting us both take her from behind'

by Filthy Boy January 1, 2008

Dirty Steve

The act of buying multiple Swifer wet jets and bungee chords and inserting the bungee chords into your girl's butt-hole and mouth. Then proceeding to hang her from a high speed ceiling fan and turning it on. Finally take the Swifer wet jets you bought and, like a spear, aim to throw them into her vagina. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.

"Why are there holes in the wall?"
"I'm still working on my aim when it comes to the Dirty Steve"

by DS-Dirty Steve October 18, 2012

Dirty Juan

The Puerto Rican version of the Dirty Sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.

Laura was pissed and yelled at Manuel "don't ever give me a dirty Sanchez again", and Manuel replied I am Puerto Rican bitch, that was a Dirty Juan!

by laukerp August 3, 2009