ass buffet

a form of suicide, in which one requests a prostitute if one can lick her ass. Easily spreading a Sti, into the victim.

fuck this sucks, i'm getting an ass buffet

by jmack5646 August 4, 2006

ass master

You and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is.

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

crisco ass

a bitch with a very fat ass that has a celulite exterior and it has the feeling of crisco.

damn i was ass ramming suzie last weekend damn that ho has a crisco ass

by Rtay January 5, 2006

Rasta Ass

Very hairy ass.

Shah: My cooking got me my wife! What you think she was turned on by my fuzzy rasta ass?!
Dustie: Rasta ass? I don't even want to know what that looks like.
Shah: You know what a rastafarian is? Well that's my ass!

by DustieDude October 21, 2008

ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

by Jackscolon September 16, 2003

front ass

Large,swollen labia, usually an angry red color.The result of intensive frigging, may be accompanied by the loss of urination ability.

Ethel frigged her front ass until it swelled completely shut when she saw you-know-who.

by Butterball Turkey March 10, 2003