T-Spermed

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

t with an umlaut

To take one's own road; to be unique; Someone with an addiction to David's Tea; Someone whose attitude is "don't mess with me. I have an umlaut!"

Yes I like that fancy overly expensive tea, I'm t with an umlaut!

by pappapsgowling April 17, 2019

t-pipe

A pipe used for vaporizing and smoking theobromine, which, when used this way, is psychoactive.

While his friends did tempt him with marijuana, James decided to stick with his t-pipe.

by __chase May 26, 2020

T Rexx

someone who has a lot of trauma but it's the nicest person you'll ever meet. Also a cat dad.

Don't be a luuz be a T rexx dude

by sex with cups 3000 March 26, 2022

T

Commonly referred to as a gecko, rides andy halls rod.

Wow! Look at Tristan, he's a lizard!

by Tristan Prater May 21, 2019

LIL T

The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..

Guy: Come on LIL T, don't let me down!
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Ingrid T

Ingrid T is the best person in the world. Everyone loves her so much. And she is unbelievably hot. Like look at that ass, like whaat

Ingrid T: "Hello everyone"
Everyone else: "OMG THAT IS THE MOTHER F-ING HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE"
Ingrid T: "You guys are the sweetest"
Everyone else: "Give me a piece of that ass"

by likethembig June 17, 2024