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coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.
"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet
by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025
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The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024
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sugar cube water

When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.
(Sister: preparing supper) "what do you want to drink?

(Me) "sugar cube water"

(sister) JErk
by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022
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Water

Water, a liquid made of purified God-sweat. Consumed by many (from rich to poor, animals and even your favorite cartoon characters!) in attempts to grow wings necessary for becoming a water fairy.

Water, in a sink near you today!
Person A: man I'm thirsty, got any water?
Person B: sure! *points at toilet*
by feedmealready October 14, 2020
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hot water bag

A hot-water bottle.
by Debskelly1985 April 6, 2023
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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
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