national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

fishness

An adjective used to describe the general ill-nature of someone

His fishness was off the charts

by unobl January 21, 2023

Gay fishing

Gay fishing definition noun when straight men Come into a gay bar and try to deceive you into thinking they are gay when they are really not then in order to let your guard down

I was at a gay bar last night and all the men would say I’m gay in order for me to let my guard down, “I felt like a lot of gay fishing is going on here”

by Anus tart January 23, 2023

No fish caught

A term used by a Minecraft Vanilla Crystal PvP group known as 'CIA' which consists of Buttonsound, Camcal, Crey, Invisghost, xDye, Qaxl, Snyfort, Vizzzo, Zamzamini, and Zayylol.

No fish caught is another way of saying 'Bad Bait', since you use bait to cash fish. No fish caught meaning none fell for the bait.

Qaxl: Oh my god Superman is real
Crey: No fish caught!

by Crey6712 January 24, 2023

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

vaginal fishing

when a male partner cums in his female partner then right after he goes in face deep to try and stop the cum by fishing it out wit his tongue

me and my girl tried vaginal fishing totally rad

by Muha made man January 25, 2023