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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
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bro

a slang word used for everyone
but they were my bros
by kit kat boyyyyyyyy November 7, 2022
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Bedrock Bros

duo consisting of TommyInnit and Technoblade!
I just found out there isn't an urban dictionary definition for bedrock bros.
by cherrliered November 12, 2022
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bro

by f tfrtyy7u.uyregtfhjhjmgswaq34 November 13, 2022
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cinema bros

the most unexpected trio in history, which generally consists of childhood friends turned stoners, who spend too much money at the movie theatres.

the youngest is the social light of their dark pit and can make you smile within second, that is if she likes you.

the middle member is the wisest with the beauty of a rose she is blind to.

and the eldest is a socially awkward intellectual that will piss anywhere.
Woman 1: ughh those three young girls reek of the devils lettuce.

Woman 2: is that a vase they have in their bag??

Woman 3: you two are absolutely clueless. don’t you know those are the cinema bros??
by Peaches Slut November 15, 2022
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You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!
Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!
by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022
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