Crack baby

someone who did something really stupid or retarded.

You crack baby! Why did you say a black joke in front of the Principle!

by Rubymaster5 August 21, 2009

Baby Shoes

A midget friend or a small friend of a tall person.

"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."

by Horse Cock Jonson March 27, 2003

beanie baby

a girl that does ecstasy alot

jackie is a beanie baby.. she has beans every weekend

by green beans xoxo October 9, 2005

baby punch

to punch a bitch in the baby maker

that bitch was pissing me off so i baby punched her

by blow yourself November 14, 2007

Baby gauges

Pansy gauges ranging from 16g to 2g.

1. "That little boy from Apocalypto had bigger gauges than your baby gauges!"

2. Iris said Dylan has baby gauges, cause he is only at a 2g and she is at 3/4's of an inch.

3. Pansy: "Aww man I ripped my ear yesterday when I was going up to a 6!"
BAMF: "HAHA look at his baby gauges!!!"

by TORIxSAN October 23, 2008

cracker baby

The baby of a white racist used by blacks to laugh at white people who think their superior.

cracker: Hey blacky, how you doin today.
Black guy: Hey cracker, I fucked your wife yesterday and came on your cracker baby's head.

by J'Love June 1, 2009

Gerber Baby

Someone who looks like the Gerber Baby logo and takes offense to everything.

I don't like Gerber Baby, he's annoying and bad at basketball.

by Jeff Dinser December 31, 2007