James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.

Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.

by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

James

a very attractive black male with a nicely shaped butt and a big forehead. He also gets absolutely no females and has no shoe game

"Damn that guy James has no shoe game and gets no girls."
"Boy am I glad I'm not a James."

by bigmantingtong April 19, 2022

John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.

Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.

-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.

by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024

James Inwards

That guy who you know from somewhere, the most odd and damn right sickiest cunt EU, but you love him for it. Can never be told he’s wrong. Has an answer for everything

Person 1: “James Inwards is such a cunt”
James Inwards: “you got it wrong you mean sick cunt”

by Flaccidity May 17, 2019

James Jung

Someone with great skills such as bread collecting

Nice bread collecting James Jung.

by umja345 April 30, 2021

James

James is a man that has dark hair with brown eyes, he embodies the balance of hard work and smart work to improve himself daily, he has that Mamba Mentality. Also, James is the man that women fantasize to be with but most importantly James believes in Jesus Christ has his savior.

1.Look at James he is so inspirational.
2. James is the type of man that I want to have kids with.

by RainMakeh22 July 12, 2020