White Folks' Crack

coffee

I'm going off to the coffee shop to get some White Folks' Crack !!

by karoline* January 16, 2009

White People Time

The act of arriving 15 minutes early to an appointment or function.

Ben: "oh look we're 15 minutes early."
Justin: "That's be because we're on white people time."

by WilliamClinton6969 April 4, 2015

common white girl

Any white girl in America who is obsessed with any of the following:
Leggings, Uggs, Starbucks, Autumn, iPhones, Instagram, Twitter, Selfies, or the movie Mean Girls.

"Why does that girl drink starbucks so much?"
"Because she is a Common White Girl"

by HeyItsNatalieC October 16, 2013

Riding the white pony

Using cocaine.

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.

by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010

basic white girl

A female who conforms to her surroundings and claims she is unique. She often drinks Starbucks, wears Ugg boots in August, and posts selfies on social networking sites every. single. day. Also uses hashtags that don't have anything to do with the picture itself.

Girl 1: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Girl 2: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Girl 1: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by burningred1234 December 11, 2013

Creamy White Explosion

A hit song that became a world wide exclusive late 2007 by Ilia Hasselhoff, a suprise hit by the up and coming Russian rapper from NY

A new style for the artist whose chorus included vocals from Irish composer RGP

The song was met with controversy by Womens rights groups as well as over the recognizable line "Im a fuckin artist, hey look im Nelly"

Lyric Example:

"Creamy, creamy white explosion!"
"All over your face"
"I wont be accepted cuz im from a different race!"

by Shawna @ IC April 23, 2008

White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

by Chowderhead34 July 29, 2011