god

some dude who gets way too much clout too much clout for a dead guy

god enjoyer: I believe in god
person: that guys a clout chaser

by September 13, 2022

God

The eternal first cause of the universe.

Atheist: god is not real.
christian: yea then who created the universe?
Atheist: nothing duh..
christian: wow your smart.

1000TH DEFINITION OF GOD WOOOOO

by ThatGuyWhoGot1000thGodDef August 17, 2021

God

A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced

God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...

by Justsomeguy05 July 18, 2022

GOD

No ones ever seen him but they worship him.

Kelly:OMG, It's GOD!!!!!

April:Uhhh I don't see anything????

by Trey_rags.2 November 12, 2021

God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.

Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"

by Crvddy August 22, 2023

god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

by ||||||||| July 29, 2021

God

Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan

It's just a fact

Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse

by Hailsatanxd August 09, 2018