When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
Get the Cucumber poop surprisemug. When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.
Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019
Get the The Baby Poopsmug. One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.
Deviant: Would you like some fries
with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!
with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
Get the poop criminalmug. When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.
by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013
Get the Poop Checkmug. When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.
Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.
Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015
Get the The Poop Capmug. I.e of a Pooping Taco.
•"Aw man, my taco just pooped all over my shirt."
•"I have to fold the of my taco so it doesn't poop on me."
•"Aw man, my taco just pooped all over my shirt."
•"I have to fold the of my taco so it doesn't poop on me."
by not_jt May 10, 2016
Get the pooping tacomug. 