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Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.
by Doc Rich June 29, 2013
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Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka
I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag
by R0_gUE January 25, 2017
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Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions
He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!
by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017
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Best-Performing Posts

Meaning: Posts that go viral on other niche pages similar to yours.
These picture is one of the best-performing posts as there are many likes and comments.
by James!12345 March 29, 2020
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Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.
"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"
by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020
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Can everyone stop fucking posting these

No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance
“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares
by Jenjen000 November 22, 2021
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The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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