premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

poop head

where you have poop on your head

"James you are a poop head"

by poopoo legend July 18, 2016

Daddy Poop

Poop from your daddy (not dad)

Daddy poop when?

by UwU:v January 16, 2018

danky poop

A danky poop or shit is when you feel like shit before a poop like a sore stomach or extream rise in temperature.

Bro I feel a danky poop coming.

by Thegaynigba January 21, 2018

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Poop

POOP IS POOP

I will go poop later in my toilet.

by miss burd February 7, 2018