Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.

Wyatt loves to spray paint the clapper. Hoooe Yeah

by Legolark May 4, 2023

Asa Paintjob

When you blast your load all over a woman's face, and proceed to smack her in a downward direction with a towel to clean any "splatter"

Bro, when I finished on her face last night it got really messy, so I gave her the ol' asa paintjob.

by EveryWeek June 12, 2023

Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.

No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints

by Lynny79 August 14, 2023

Pony Painter

Slang term for Native American

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.

by davicrow August 20, 2023

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time

by GBTG794 September 1, 2023

Circus Pint

A lager top with more than just a dash of lemonade, a Big Top.

good day to you barkeep, my lady friend will have a white wine spritzer and I'll have a Circus Pint.

by HowManyTries July 26, 2024