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Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!
by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018
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Tit

When you become of age you get to be a tit!
by Bazinga0315 October 7, 2018
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Titty tits

The best type of tits. They are wet and juicy and you can suck on them all day.
Girl: “Hey.”

Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”

Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”

Guy: “Hell yeah!”

Both: (enter bedroom)
by Tim Bundleballs March 24, 2021
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Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021
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Small tits

A female that makes males look like bad guys because she is. She also known to have small breasts. Basically, an evil female with small breasts, or flat chest.
Sam: Sarah made Bob look like a bad guy because she’s evil, and she has small breasts.
Christine: You mean small tits.
by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024
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Tits fucking McGee

A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.
*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*

Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"
by einsBAMF October 11, 2011
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Average ass Big tits

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
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