When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

Girl: “Hey.”
Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”
Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”
Guy: “Hell yeah!”
Both: (enter bedroom)
Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”
Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”
Guy: “Hell yeah!”
Both: (enter bedroom)
by Tim Bundleballs March 24, 2021

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021

A female that makes males look like bad guys because she is. She also known to have small breasts. Basically, an evil female with small breasts, or flat chest.
Sam: Sarah made Bob look like a bad guy because she’s evil, and she has small breasts.
Christine: You mean small tits.
Christine: You mean small tits.
by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024

A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.
by einsBAMF October 11, 2011

by Factslmao December 6, 2020
