by BIGD1CKCH1K April 28, 2022
Get the Emo chip kid mug.A bitch ass white kid who plays lacrosse and lives the lax life. Typically has long hair and doesn’t cut it so it can go under his lacrosse helmet. A Maryland Lacrosse kid is snotty and sucks ass.
by oeazy April 1, 2019
Get the Maryland Lacrosse Kid mug.An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013
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Get the Kevin the short kid mug.Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
Get the Reverse step kid mug.Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards
Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”
by steinerstoner April 10, 2018
Get the glenaeon school kids mug.Where u literally shit on a kid so bad u have to say it in front of their whole family. Can be used in any platform without any consequence.
by TheWifeBeater2000 March 8, 2022
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