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John

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.
person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle
by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022
mugGet the Johnmug.

John Brenard Wieksner

John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
John Brenard Wieksner is a crack head
by Audon October 9, 2019
mugGet the John Brenard Wieksnermug.

john taco

the ww2 veteran who invented tacos on the uss texas
dude 1:mmmn who invented these tacos
dude 2: john taco
by the wenis February 20, 2024
mugGet the john tacomug.

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle
I need a John the Tom when I wake up
by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023
mugGet the John the Tommug.

john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass
why are you being such a john cummings
by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019
mugGet the john cummingsmug.

john lau

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you
by bro up October 3, 2020
mugGet the john laumug.

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark May 30, 2018
mugGet the John Homermug.

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