california cum fuck

The act of jizzing in ones hand and then using the cum to beat off your friends cock. Usually the person is gay or your just both really horny.

Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)

by kittylitter123 September 14, 2009

Fleshlight cum-sucker

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.

There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!

by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021

blindfolded cum-tasting

A blindfolded cum-tasting is a masturbation game that a group of guys can play. One guy, naked, blindfolded and on his knees, has to eat the cumshots of all the dudes participating as they jack off on his tongue. The "taster" has to identify all the participants by the taste of their cum. They keep doing this until everyone is correctly identified, and then they choose another "taster" and do it again.

Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet July 3, 2021

cum guzzling queer

I faggot who likes to drink semen.

murry is a cum guzzling queer, he sucks off mad dudes.

by beaton September 18, 2006

cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

Cum Guzzler

A male or female who likes to guzzle down seamen.

gobble gobble said the 'cum guzzler'

by KJ1984 October 27, 2008

Cum Bhindi

A sex act where you come a single dot on the girls forehead, so it looks like a Hindu-Bhindi.

I didn’t just cum on her face, I gave her a cum bhindi

by aLoT4 March 13, 2019