Hold my nuts from the back

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)

Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.

by Pee pee poo poo 69 July 30, 2023

Laid back

A descriptive word that refers to a person who is slow to stress about things, prefers to take things at a slow pace and take things in. Can have a positive or negative connotation depending on who you are talking to. You'll find those more high-strung have a significantly more negative understanding of 'laid-back' than most. I.e. notice some of the other UD definitions.

Nothing seems to phase Greg, how is he so laid back?

by Goldencrispynuggets October 24, 2020

push the snake out the back door

Taking a shiznazzle. Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Firing off a missle. Pinching a loaf. Breaking one off. Pooping. Shitting. A thick fart.

Oh snap, I went to toot and accidentally pushed the snake out the back door.

by bt March 5, 2003

lemme get my dick back

a response when someone falsely accuses you of something

speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!

speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back

by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013

blow my hair back

The act to blow your hair back is to give your self an "O". You can also blow somone else's hair back.

"Hey im going down stair to blow my hair back, I have not got any in a while. "

by Ablanda Shitpony December 28, 2010

Get back in your truck and reverse

Another term for when you cross the line

When someone has took it too far
"You need to get back in your truck and reverse'

Or
When someone over steps there boundaries
"Get back in your truck and reverse"

by Mary Virginia July 3, 2019

Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011