Cat got your thumbs

–adjective 1. temporarily deprived of the ability to think of a resonce, while texting, by strong emotion, physical weakness, exhaustion, etc.

You never responded to my text about being pregnant. What's the matter, cat got your thumbs?

by nugmonster February 22, 2009

Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".

"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

by Temaori6969 February 9, 2013

Slicked-back-grease-cat

One who is greasy, dirty, and has hair wet looking in appearance

Girl your hair is greasy looking like a slicked-back-grease-cat

by Cinnamonraisinbread June 2, 2016

two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

by carlosamelioandwatson May 26, 2011

African Jungle Cat Rapist

A large black man who tends to dress as a feline animal to arouse other women or men, lead them into the alley, and rape them repeatedly. Afterward they proceed to eat the victim with chopsticks.

Dude, I was behind the building smoking some weed, and I saw an African Jungle Cat Rapist walking by and I just took off running!

by LTmcbisket June 23, 2010

South American Cat Paw

While giving oral to a woman you begin to lightly nibble her clit, then reach up and slap a tit, preferably using a wide u-hook motion, as if you were a cat slapping at a piece of string.

While I was going down on my woman she let out a sigh of boredom, so I gave her a South American Cat Paw to get her attention.

by Tac0Vendor September 24, 2013

national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!

L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds

by January 4th November 6, 2019