Dick Chase

When a job you worked hard on turns up to yield no results.

When something you worked hard on or hoped for does not come to be.

"I spent hours last night looking for my phone."

"Did you find it?"

"No, it was a total Dick Chase."

by the hungry child May 21, 2013

angels dick

The smallest thing in existence similar to the size of 1/100 of an atom.

Wow that dude has an angels dick she couldn’t even feel it

by I_Have_The_Largest_Penis March 3, 2018

dick-cending

Dick-cending is an expression meaning that a dick, or a dick shape photobombed a picture you have taken.

"omg look there is a dick in my selfie"
"It's dick-cending"

by kenny sucks cock May 29, 2017

Dick Lava

When you get repeatedly punched in the balls and you ejaculate a blood-semen mixture.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her with her sister I spewed dick lava for a week.

by BustyBlondie15 October 14, 2017

dick things

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

by sparta45 May 29, 2012

Mob Dick

Gang bang

To have examples of mob dick search gang bang.

by Nahbruh May 28, 2015

DICK POISON

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out

My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy

by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019