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water maintnence

The only winners of CJ Bikkurim

They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.

If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.

Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.

Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)
Look water Maintnence is coming by

“WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”

Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim

When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence
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Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...
Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water
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Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
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Dog Water

Nevin because he's dog water.
Nevin is dog water LOL!!
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Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.
Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"
by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022
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Iceberg Water

A bottle of water that's been left in the freezer long enough to freeze completely.

Named after its resemblance to an iceberg as it thaws.
I tried to open up my iceberg water too early and spilled it on me!
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Ass Water

When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool
"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"
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