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An organization the controls the minds of its members. This organization has a goal of making money. The organization charges its members for "religous" lessons to the point where all the members funds are given to the organization.

The organization has a history of attempting to intimidate those who oppose the organization via the internet as well as in the courts through unfounded law suits.

The members of this organization believe that its members problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens that were planted on this planet by and alien ruler "Xenu". The goal is to "clear" the member and get rid of the spirits, thus solving all of their problems. The cost to be cleared is said to be well over $300,000.

This organization is thought by many to be a dangerous cult. The mind control techniques are very effective and many do not leave the organization until the end of their lives.

Recent actions by a group known as anonymous have brought the cult into light in the past year.
The Church of Scientology brainwashed my brother and took all his money.
by anonymouscult January 16, 2009
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The Circle of LIfe

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1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"
Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things.

Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.

Larry: So simple, yet so badass.
by DBelinky March 25, 2010
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The Root Of All Evil

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A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.

The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.
Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"

Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.
by Alex The Redeemer May 4, 2008
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the end of the line

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1: the time to leave.
2: the place to get off.
3: the time to stop or quit.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 6, 2003
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The Mouth of Sauron

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A lieutenant of the dark army of Mordor. This being has been enslaved by Sauron. The Mouth of Sauron has given himself to Sauron, thus being so corrupted, the world forgot his own name. When Saruman failed and Isengard was no more, The Mouth of Sauron was promised Saruman's place, as leader of the western world of Middle Earth if Sauron won the war. As portrayed in The Lord of the Rings : Return of the King Extended Edition DVD, Mouth of Sauron rides upon The Horse of Sauron, a being of pure death and horror. The Mouth of Sauron has a high possibilitie of being blind. His eyes are of no use to him for all his purpose was then, to represnt the dark lord.
Like Smeagol / Gollum, and the Orcs, the Mouth of Sauron is not a comic relief character, or a simple monster to scare. He is a true tortured and pitiful being.
by M Weiss September 1, 2005
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