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Flex Tape 

The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call
Flex Tape by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018
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The pinnacle of sports entertainment when two shitty NFL teams battle it out for the first overall pick.
GIANTS VS DOLPHINS!!!
TANK BOWL!!!
Prepare yourselves..... FOR TANK BOWL!!!
Tank Bowl by UrinatingTree September 20, 2019
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talk no jutsu

Talk no Jutsu (also known as Therapy no Jutsu), commonly abbreviated as TnJ, is Naruto Uzumaki's strongest jutsu. Using it, he can talk to the most evil, depressed, monstrous, horrible person and make them change their entire life's ideology in the matter of minutes.

This jutsu was taught to Naruto by his mentor Iruka Umino when he tried to save Naruto even though Naruto was blamed for his parents death. TnJ also seems to be Iruka Umino's only jutsu.

Obito Uchiha, is the only known Uchiha to be TnJ-able by Naruto but was at first unable to work and ends up strangling Naruto. So Naruto developed Punch no Jutsu, bringing Obito to a new level of TnJ and being TnJ-ed by himself. With the combined power of Sage Mode and Tailed Beast Mode, Naruto unlocked a new wallpaper for his TnJ, a wallpaper so powerful not even the parallax wallpapers of iOS 7 can defeat. It seems that Naruto enhances his Talk no Jutsu with Flashback no Jutsu, a variant of the mother jutsu which usually accompanies the former. Obito, in this case, was punched so hard that he was put into flashback and started to TnJ on himself.
talk no jutsu by Randomguy48 October 4, 2016