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Taint-rippling fart

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018
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alien fart syndrome

Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.

Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.
- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.
by scornflake December 8, 2011
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sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell
I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?
by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021
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pre-fart depression

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.
by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017
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Upside-Down Fart

this describes when your sexual partner does a handstand, then you place your head in between their cheeks and they fart (only use for top tier sexual pleasure)
"c'mon babes please lemme upside-down fart"
"okay but you better let me do it too"
by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019
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Smell-o-fart

A person who tends to act arrogant and snobby. Generally lifts their nose in the air as if they are trying to smell a fart.
That Karen is such a smell-o-fart
by monkeysbutt June 16, 2020
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crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"
by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013
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