Water

Water is a solid substitute to tea Wich you drink from your hydroflask...the results of drinking this solid liquid may include sksksksksksksksk Crocs and scrunchies and ashtecs

Me: mom do we have sksksksksksksksk tea
Mom: no but we have sksksksksksksksk water
Me: sksksksksksksksk
Me:but be Fuji

Mom: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

by VSCO_101_VIBES August 24, 2019

water

water...... dumbass why are you searching up water

dumbass: hmmm it would be funny if I searched water up

by ill kick Eli's ass October 29, 2020

Water yo crops

To ejaculate on another persons genitalia.

Im gonna water yo crops
Im going to water her crops.
just watering the crops

by LilShwampAss October 7, 2020

water meat

A word used indicating suicidal tendencies. Referencing the star sign pisces, directly translated to Korean and back to English, hence water meat. Always used in reference to one's zodiac sign.

My star sign is now water meat! (I want to kill myself)

by weirdonion May 28, 2024

water-hell

same meaning as 'what the hell'

Lisa:john,you are so fat MAN!
John:WATER-HELL!

by darknessnite February 10, 2009

Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.

Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!

by Ichirukio September 20, 2010

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021