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Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.
Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny August 1, 2011
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Poison slap

Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.

It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!
Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!

Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?

Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!

Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!
by Dragopierrr996 September 2, 2023
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National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023
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Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD
Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!
by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021
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Hopsin Slap

Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.
“Hopsin is my favorite rapper! I love to hopsin Slap my teachers, my sister does too”
by Salli7271 January 27, 2020
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punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.
"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"
by Greenbones December 20, 2015
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Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
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